Orioles 4, Twins 2: Oriole pain in the butt

17/04/2024 22:36

Walked off, and walk away.

[...instrumental break over.]

Best of hopes were wary,
Narrow gap to sham it;
Fling the ball... sod it all,
Hollering GODDAMMIT!!

Arms a massive tangle,
Whiffs like a buffoon might;
Homers three hurt brutally;
DUDS are across the gamut.

Sputter sprinkling sparely,
Special spunk spy spartan.
STUDS are few: Pablo, Stew,
Austin Martin.

[we played like]

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo-doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo-doo...

¡Que mierda!
Me recuerda a clavos
En una pizarra grasienta.
Ahora el último texto en negrita
Va a norff para esta broma temprana.
¡No mas! ¡No mas!