Teddy Long: I Had To Go To Wrestlers' Court For Selling Viagra To The Boys
12/02/2024 04:05 PM
Teddy Long once got busted, and The Undertaker sentenced him at Wrestlers’ Court.
Speaking with The Undertaker on his Six Feet Undertaker, WWE Hall of Famer Teddy Long looked back on the time he got sent to Wrestlers’ Court. He also recalled how The Undertaker sentenced him.
“They took me to Wrestlers' Court for selling Viagra to the boys,” he said. “So the day they served me papers to come to court, I got no lawyer. So I'm wandering around the locker room, trying to find a lawyer, so I end up finding Mae Young, God rest her soul. I said, 'Mae, would you be my lawyer? I'm in wrestler's court, I need a lawyer.'
“So when I got Mae Young and brought Mae Young in, I almost had them, and then Mae Young screws up and called Viagra 'Niagra'. That's what got me sentenced. So 'Taker sentenced me to buying chicken and beer for about a month for JBL and somebody else. I had to buy them Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer for about a month.”
Teddy Long On How He Got Viagra
Long was then asked to comment on how he got the Viagra. He noted that a doctor sent him supplies. Long also recalled how Viscera was particularly excited about it.
“I knew this doctor that would send me samples and stuff, so I had plenty of it, so that's how I ended up selling it,” he said. “At that time, Viagra was kind of brand-new to everybody, so guys were really excited. I sold some to Viscera, God rest his soul, and he come to me and he said, 'I don't know what that was, I looked down, and I said, 'Whose penis is this? Who does this belong to?' Oh, he was really excited, man. He would take 'em and didn't have no girl around. He'd take 'em just to take 'em.”
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