Minnesota Twins Eccentricity & Ephemera: A Twinkie Town Definitive List (Round 2)
11/19/2024 08:00 AM
Hi everybody!
Round 1 Results:
I should have guessed that the voice coming into our homes for 40-odd years would take the top spot. Too many car rides, lawn care sessions, or trips on the boat were punctuated by Carneal's reverberations to have it any other way.
Next up: A gem of a ballpark competes with a dump of one—though both hold almost mirror-image distinctions.
Jack Morris
- Is it possible to cement a regional legacy with one game? That's essentially what Black Jack did in 1991. The St. Paul native was solid (125 ERA+) in the regular season. But in the playoffs he took charge of the staff, culminating with 10 scoreless innings in Game 7 of the '91 World Series before Gene Larkin sent us home happy. There is a case for Morris' masterpiece as the single greatest pitching performance in MLB history.
Tom Kelly
- If you've ever seen or heard TK through various media outlets, you might be forgiven for thinking "there's something a little off about this guy". But that's only because the man eats, sleeps, and breathes the sport of baseball. Creating the "Twins way" of focusing on fundamentals, Kelly has—to this day—brought home the only two men's professional sporting championships to the state of Minnesota. In an era where "gut instinct" (rather than data) was the primary decision-maker, TK's gut was unmatched.
Paul Molitor
- Despite a long, Hall of Fame career elsewhere, the St. Paul-born, Gopher-playing Molitor didn't play for his hometown major league squad until 39 years of age (1996-1998). Even then, his .341 BA campaign in '96 was remarkable! After assuming various coaching roles in the Twins organization from 2005-2014, Molly assumed the top dugout perch from 2015-2018. Even after being let go, Molitor remained—and remains—active as a roving instructor.
The Metrodome
- One could argue that the ballpark before and the ballpark after the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome were more pleasant. Former Twins broadcaster Dick Bremer referred to the Dome as "the other place" upon its irrelevance. But: Dome Dogs, lime green turf, deafening noise, t-shirt dropping blimps, wind currents, impossible pop-ups, giant baggies, plexiglass, and—most importantly—championships. Remember that dump of an apartment after college that you built all your formative memories in? Yeah—that's the Metrodome.
Target Field
- Debuting in 2010, Target Field was—and remains to this day—a gem of a ballpark. Nestled into a Minneapolis plot that no one thought possible to accommodate a baseball yard, it has a uniquely cozy feel. It always resides in the top third of MLB ballpark lists—often in the top five! Maintained impeccably for the past 14 years—some might argue better than the on-field product—Target Field is the mirror image of its Metrodome predecessor: a glorious shrine to Minnesota baseball, only missing a championship trophy in its bowels.
